1. I really wish I'd never met you.
2. I am so unbearably jealous of you that sometimes I hope something really wretched happens, and you lose one of those fantastic advantages you have that you take for granted. and I miss you, too.
3. Stop being so vain. it makes me angry because you're a million times better looking than I'll ever be and I just want to hit you when you complain. Really, hit you. Hard.
4. I never gave you enough credit. I do, now.
5. You're a good friend. But, you can't help me. and you can't give me what I'm looking for.
6. What did I do this time?