DEAREST PETER,

IN YOUR MIND, WHAT IS SOON? I MEAN, SHOULD I EXPECT TO HEAR FROM YOU IN TWO MONTHS TIME, AGAIN? SHOULD I EXPECT THE CALL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT? WILL WE CONFESS OUR FEELINGS ALL OVER AGAIN, AND THEN YOU'LL ASSURE ME YOU'LL CONTACT ME SOON, WHEN YOU'LL ACTUALLY GO BACK TO FUCKING YOUR MOTHERFUCKING GIRLFRIEND AND PLAYING VIDEO GAMES?

I MEAN, JUST GIVE ME A HEAD UP, BECAUSE BY CALLING ME EVERY NOW AND THEN, YOU'VE REALLY SECURED FOR YOURSELF THAT I WILL ACTUALLY WAIT AROUND FOR YOU FOREVER.

OR MAYBE I SHOULD JUST CALL THIS EMILY AND TELL HER YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU LOVE ME.



BECAUSE IT WENT OVER SOOOOO WELL WITH THE LAST EMILY, REMEMBER?



SINCERELY,

VIRGINIA