"So, we were standing under this umbrella we stole, when this Swedish bitch came and started pushing me out of the way!"
"You stole an umbrella?"
"It was fucking raining! That's not really the point of my story."

It won't stop raining and this is no Hilary Duff "LET THE RAIN FALL DOWN AND WAKE MY DREEEEAAAMSSS" kind of rain, that enlightens you, and reminds you to appreciate the sun. This is 3 days of gray skies, persistent downpours and wool sweaters.

"The seven worst mistakes of capitalism?"

"actually, Ginny, it's the seven deadly sins..."
"well, they can't all be cognates."